

A Ferrety Start I awoke to something fuzzy crawling up the inside of my pajama leg. I was terrified at first, wondering what monster was coming to kill me via my groin. Then I remembered about Deuteronomy. I carefully positioned myself so that I could reach in and pull the ferret out of my trousers. "Deut, what were you thinking?" I mumbled more to myself than to the creature in my arms. He just blinked at me, as if to portray himself as the picture of innocence. I cradled him in my left arm and scratched his belly with my free hand. I looked around my room and noticed all myA Ferrety Start
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Do whatever the elf tells you to... I'm going fishing.
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Did you see the movie about the guy who
did the thing with the stuff and the other
people wanted to do that thing to him...
yeah me neither...
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Do whatever the elf tells you to... I'm going fishing.
-gets out binoculars-
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Did you see the movie about the guy who
did the thing with the stuff and the other
people wanted to do that thing to him...
yeah me neither...
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Do whatever the elf tells you to... I'm going fishing.
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Did you see the movie about the guy who
did the thing with the stuff and the other
people wanted to do that thing to him...
yeah me neither...
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Did you see the movie about the guy who
did the thing with the stuff and the other
people wanted to do that thing to him...
yeah me neither...
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